Weathering

When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.

For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains

"We should try weathering honey, a hurricane is coming soon!"

by Andy K April 6, 2004

Sweater Weather Man

pussy.

Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night!

by sweaterweatherman December 4, 2014

weatherill

n. an action that is completely lacking in skill, but produces the required result (eg pool; hitting a cue ball exceptionally hard and potting the object ball after hitting many cushions)
vb. to weatherill; the act of commiting a weatherill

'he just weatherilled it and i lost the game'
'rule1. no weatherills'

by Richard September 17, 2003

Witherspooned

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin January 9, 2009

Weather Phone Sex

When you call someone you know who lives in a place that is having better weather than you and talk on the phone about it.

Caller 1 is looking for some weather phone sex:

Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?

Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.

Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?

by Practically Dreaming August 22, 2010

fat girl weather

When the only reason you want a fat girl is because its below 30° and she can keep you warm

Dam Chris it's going to be below 30° tonight.

Yea I seen that it's going to be fat girl weather

by Gator2950 January 9, 2018

bean wetherscum

1) uses to many clichayyyyyyyyys

2) obsessed with wonderthmaaal and shmoasis becos "i have brothers"

3) the eyes (those wandering eyes)(i love eyes me)

4)listing everything

5)words of wisdom for the days to come: "...and the piper will lead us to reason"

6) word

aka the original lank xylophone

by luke skywalker October 20, 2004