When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
by RobertOfLocksley July 14, 2015
A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.
Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
by KCWInvetor September 07, 2010
It's called washing your hands
1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked
2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands
3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice
4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off
5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands
There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo
1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked
2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands
3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice
4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off
5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands
There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo
Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner
by You know what I mean March 20, 2020
Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?
Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?
Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?
by Redzz75 September 21, 2019
When a polish man waits to ejaculate or have sex for 46 weeks so his cum is locked loaded and ready, cums into the mouth of a teen male or female large enough to fill a entire mouth because of the back up he endured in his sex life. The technique helps give the teens fresh breath and no cavities.
He Sondra your breath smells great! "Yea my uncle Radis said he was waiting so long to give me some polish mouth wash. I had some this morning from him"
by Gary chalker May 13, 2017
WASH AWAY THE CUM
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING CUM
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON YOUR GF'S FACE
WASH AWAY THE POST-NUT CLARITY ALL THE STAINS OF CUM
BUT THERES NO CUM ITS ONLY DRY INSIDE
IN THE CUM AND SINKING DEEPER
INTO A PEACEFUL EJACULATION
AND IT WILL CUM LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL I CUM INSIDE
AND IT WILL CUM THROUGH THE CONDOM
IN MY FINAL CUMMING
AND IT WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL SHE GETS PREGENANT
UNTIL IT FINDS HER EGG HAS BEEN FERTILIZED
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING CUM
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON YOUR GF'S FACE
WASH AWAY THE POST-NUT CLARITY ALL THE STAINS OF CUM
BUT THERES NO CUM ITS ONLY DRY INSIDE
IN THE CUM AND SINKING DEEPER
INTO A PEACEFUL EJACULATION
AND IT WILL CUM LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL I CUM INSIDE
AND IT WILL CUM THROUGH THE CONDOM
IN MY FINAL CUMMING
AND IT WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL SHE GETS PREGENANT
UNTIL IT FINDS HER EGG HAS BEEN FERTILIZED
WASH AWAY THE CUM
by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022
Daz: I cant decide if I should wear my Pink Floyd or Dire Straits T-Shirt this Friday night.
Shaz: You'll look a cunt either way mate, "same dog washed".
Shaz: You'll look a cunt either way mate, "same dog washed".
by shazthered April 26, 2018