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paddy wagon 

An old station wagon, festooned with rust and riding on bald snow tires. Known as a "paddy" wagon because it is driven by an illiterate, chain-smoking Irish-American blowse named "Erin" to pick up her alcoholic boyfriend "Kevin" and his severely retarded, anti-social brother "Seamus" from the bus station.
I scored a blowjob from Erin in her paddywagon, and all it cost me was a pack of Kool 100's...
paddy wagon by habeas corpse January 10, 2004

Covered Wagon 

The act of shitting into a condom and fucking a girl with it until it explodes.
" That bitch wanted me to give her a covered wagon last night out behind the dumpster. "
Covered Wagon by Noltron Don April 17, 2009

Covered Wagon 

Trying to smuggle anything into/out of somewhere where it should not be or should not go. It is done by positioning a friend in such a way that the view of authority figures is obstructed. Basically, your friend(s) screen anyone who might stop you and ask you what you are doing.
Scenario: Getting a BB Gun across the crazy neighbors lawn to get to your buddies house to shoot squirrels out of his window.

Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun"
You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit."
Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."

free monkey wagon rides 

it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!
Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50

teendian wagon 

An car that has at least 4 aboriginal teenagers in it, usually a complete indian wagon complete with dragging muffler.
Check out that teendian wagon. They almost ran into that building.

snapper wagon 

The sexual act of snapping into several vagina's as fast as possible while laying atop a truck or bus. Can also often be interpreted as a contest
Jerry almost won his snapper wagon but he was forced to stop when he fell onto the freeway