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Winer

"in war there are no winers"
"winer?"
"shut up"
by Pinguinthehouse February 19, 2022
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Wintellectual

A portmanteau of wit and intellectual. A wintellectual is a person who is in possession of both wit and intellect. It's a rare combination of human traits usually found in people who are either homosexuals; or heterosexuals who have experimented with homosexuality. They usually have a huge fan following on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter and are often quoted by dullards and lesser beings for the purpose of getting laid. Wintellectuals are immensely erudite and articulate and have so much gravitas about them that every time they fart, it causes their fanboys to fap furiously.
Benjamin (Political Philosophy student at Oxford): Did you read Stephen Fry's amusing article in The Guardian about women and sexuality?

Maximus (Oriental Studies student at SOAS): Oh yes. I happen to follow him on Twitter. He tweeted a link to that. Must say he is one wintellectual ass bandit. fap fap fap.
by Grandmaster UZ December 3, 2010
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Wintersun

An extremely talented new band formed by former Ensiferum member Jari Mäenpää. They play extremely good fast folk/melodeath/power metal. Their first album, the self titled "Wintersong" features only Jari playing every instrument except drums and Kai Hahto playing drums.
1: Did you get that Wintersun album?
2: Hell yeah, they rock!
by Laurence May 13, 2005
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winterlings

The cold-weather trio of hat, scarf, and gloves.
Better grab your winterlings! It's cold out there!
by YakHerder January 9, 2011
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Wet Winker

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.
Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
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you're winner

A phrase from the PC Truck-racing game, Big Rigs.

In Big Rigs, it is impossible to lose, and every time you win a screen comes up with the words "You're Winner!" on it.

It can be used to denote a situation where the person addressed with the phrase is getting screwed over somewhat. It can also be used when the person being addressed did something grand, or got something grand.
People at Life, The Universe, and Everything use "You're Winner!" sarcastically.

"My friend just died..."
"YOU'RE WINNER!"
by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
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Winterlude

A winter festival in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. It includes skating, snow slides, ice sculpting competitions and just generally frolicking in Canada's wintery goodness.
We went down to Winterlude and went skating, it was nice.
by reallyreallyawesome96 February 23, 2011
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