Toaster

Any person who claims to be of the opposite gender, identifies with a non-binary gender, or is not a cis male or female.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, that girl is one hell of a toaster!"
Tom: "Is she even a girl?"

Example 2:
Ryan: "If we get to choose any gender can I be a toaster?"

by BlueSmoke60 November 5, 2017

Teeter Twatter

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.

"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"

by whutthe June 27, 2009

Fag Taster

Someone who pretends to be straight but loves a taste of the faggot cock and balls once and a while. The act usually includes gay jokes and false homophobia preceding or proceeding the acts of closet gay acts which usually include balls and buttholes.

When the FAG TASTER is at his horniest he will usually make many GAY jokes to prove he is straight whilst dreaming of wearing his mothers satin panties and taking a fat, salty rope-load across his FAG TASTING mouth.

HARRY: Hey Dick, I think Carl's a FAG TASTER.

DICK: Why Harry?

HARRY: Because he's always making fag jokes like us, but I caught him wearing panties and lipstick sucking the coach's cock off yesterday after practice.

by nick_gerrs October 1, 2010

Twatter

A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.

Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.

Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!

by JonnyRoader August 26, 2008

tasters choice

the very last hit it in a weed smoking device, which in turn results in the terrible taste the smoke imparts in your mouth.

Guy 1: Hey man are you sure you wanna hit this, tasters choice?

Guy 2: Sure why not.

by chonger123 May 25, 2009

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

Twatterblogger

A blog written and maintained by a sarcastic yet inciteful Cyber-Mistress whom embraces the absurdity of making a living in such a sexual field but finds it highly improper and usually never shows her twat but loves to tease and keeps an equally tantalizing blog of her endeavors. She also gets off on and enjoys denying it (further empowering and establishing her dominance) (Cyber- Mistress could be interchangeable with Cyber-Dom).

"Mistress Twatter wrote a educational, sexy yet hilarious blog post yesterday that made me get a full raging boner/drenched my panties while I laughed out loud simataniously, she's such a twatterblogger."

by MistressTwatter July 31, 2012