Treegasm

made popular by the show "Ugly Americans", it is when two tree-beings finally come in contact with each other's flowers. this is a connecting mating ritual and is also a largely popular public event.

John: hey do you want to go see treegasm with me

Bill: sure let's go!

by whatevermanificatioin April 22, 2010

tree-hugger

Slur for a flower-child or hippy

Look at the tree-huggers without cars whining about McDonalds.

by Gumba Gumba March 4, 2004

Treed

What happens to cats when they get chased by dogs/kids/etc, and end up in a tree to escape.

That cat got treed.

by Willoe July 4, 2011

Treecon

When an individual has been offered multiple strains of cannabis, it is necesary to investagate each variety in what is known as Treeconissance

Forsure bro...lemme drive on over and do a little treecon

by J-Karb July 29, 2011

Grapefruit Tree

A tall and/or exceedingly slender woman with no hips, a flat buttocks and large, protruding breasts. Grapefruit may be substituted for any fruit that grows on a tree but which more closely approximates the size of the breasts at hand (pun intended).

Man 1: What do you think of Angelina Jolie?

Man 2: Well, her lips make her look like she's trying to swallow a pair of boxing gloves and the rest just looks like someone trained a grapefruit tree to walk.

Man 1: Harsh.

Man 2: That's how I roll.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 4, 2010

tree pig

a ugly fat pig that fell out of a tree and hit all the branches on the way down, making a pig noise as she fell.

"Look mate, that bitch is so ugly!"
"yeah what a tree pig!"

by Volt9291 January 6, 2007

Happy Tree Friends

happy tree friends is funny and violent but still brings happiness

lumpy is a dumbass on the cartoon happy tree friends

by Keegan sucks February 14, 2017