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Twinkie trade

The going rate of any new inmate, upon his arrival to prision. His exact value being "one Twinkie". Often temporarily traded from one lifer to another, for sexual favours.
"Hey, man. I need to borrow your gimp for the night. Can I pay with a Twinkie trade?"
by D. Gould January 6, 2007
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Goose tape

When Duct tape is used to seal cracks.
Dude, there's no water getting in through the rusted floor board of my car, I've got it Goose taped real tight!
by Sherry Garrison August 18, 2008
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the tapeworm diet

When you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.
Cate: You've lost weight. Are you on some kind of diet.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
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Dirty Tracey

by Tyfarted November 6, 2020
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everything short of duct tape

Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.
Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!
by ElectroKinetica May 12, 2007
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have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person
Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.
by irish pirate69 January 11, 2013
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tapeworm

An idiot who wrote a book called 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k

Anyone who would use a name like that for a book shows their true colors. And I ask. What color is idiot? I have been using the nickname tap3w0rm for quite a long time and now am asked all over the place. Are you the lame ass who wrote that stupid lame book? And the answer is no! Tap3w0rm is not tapeworm. We are 2 different people. I would never wrote a lame ass book like that.
tapeworm is a total douchebag where as tap3w0rm rocks.
by tap3w0rm1 June 11, 2008
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