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bro-block

Similar any event, person, or activity that one prevent one from spening time with his/her friends or bros.
My parents always bro-block me, they never let me go to parties.

Joe's girlfriend consitently bro-blocks him, always demanding that he spend time with her and not with his bros.
by 69div323 December 9, 2008
mugGet the bro-blockmug.

Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.
Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.
by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020
mugGet the Donut Bromug.

2 bros

Chillin in a hot tub

Five feet apart

Cause they’re not gay
“2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”
by Hehehe vines August 5, 2020
mugGet the 2 brosmug.

beer bro

an adult male (over 21)who purchases beer for underage drinkers
Jon: Aaron is a beer bro he just got me a 24 pak
Nick: Stop being a bitch and get a fake ID like everyone else
by baharain October 24, 2013
mugGet the beer bromug.

Zonie Bro

An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.

Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.
"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"
by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018
mugGet the Zonie Bromug.

Story bro

The one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn't afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. This bro is then entitled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.
Bro 1: Hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!

Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.
by Inkpw2 December 26, 2011
mugGet the Story bromug.

bro tan

The tan a bro gets after wearing a tank top/bro tank in the sun for an extended period of time. The best 'bro tan' will make a bro look like he is wearing a light tank top with nipples when he is, in fact, shirtless.
"The chicks digged my bro tank so I wore it all Coachella, now I have an epic bro tan!"
by bromo June 20, 2014
mugGet the bro tanmug.

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