Harlingen, Texas

The shithole of the Rio Grande Valley. The most boring, depressing place in Texas, maybe in the whole United States. The most exciting thing to do down here is smoke weed. That's how boring it is. Not only that, the town is filthy and there's no good looking girls..... unless 250 pounds, tattoos and body piercings is what you want in a chick.
"Where you going for the weekend?"

I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.

Cool, what are you gonna do down there?

Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!
by Will Y. November 30, 2012
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Texas Turnbuckle

The act of a gentleman placing his testicles above the waistband and pulling up his shirt, showing his Texas Turnbuckle.
Jack asked “ Hey buddy how are you holding up those drawers?” Dylan was ready and had his balls in position above the waistband and slowly lifted his shirt, “The Texas Turnbuckle is holding these pants up.”
by JBDD August 17, 2019
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texas twosome

tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.
"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"
by explosionofawesome December 02, 2011
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Texas Nigga

A man that’s Texas Made; from Texas, born and/or raised. Always reppin’ Texas. Usually speaks with a Southern Drawl. Cut from a Different Cloth. Built Different. Loyalty is law and he goes hard for those that mean the most to him. The Trillest considering he’s from the land known as The Land of The Trill. Known for The Sweet Smooth Talk that’s a part of The Southern Charm. Talk smoother than butter on a biscuit and sweeter than a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s or Fresh-Picked Sugarcane. Loves having a good time and making people laugh and smile. Generally considered quite attractive; level of attractiveness more intense than a magnet. Works relentlessly to make the most out of life. His creative wording and humor gets cooked up like he’s barbecuing brisket in the smoker.
Female #1: I just met this guy from Texas, and I think I might like him. He’s real dope.
Female #2: Well, you know what they say: You can never go wrong rockin’ Texas Niggas. There’s no one else like ‘em.
by Texas_Finest August 09, 2020
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texas bounty

n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.
Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.
by picc285 September 03, 2021
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Texas Handbag

A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.
Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.
by JakeStur March 21, 2011
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Texas Epiphany

The moment you realize that you actually did shit your pants.
I was talking to my boss and thought I had slipped one out unnotice when I had my Texas epiphany.
by Micro67 May 09, 2010
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