Texas Barber's Pole

While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.

Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.

Texas Barber's Pole by Trevor Gould September 30, 2006

Texas Woman's University 

A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!

Texas A&M Student:

"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."

Texas A&M alumni:

"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"

Texas A&M:

"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."

Texas A&M Student:

"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."

Texas Woman's University by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020

texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out

Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit

texas man's pot pie by T-Brat April 5, 2007

sarah's own texas hot pocket 

Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.

can also be called "texas tuna melt"

Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night

sarah's own texas hot pocket by mylohyoid May 13, 2008

St. Mark's School of Texas 

One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.

Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.

St. Mark's School of Texas by A Princeton / SM graduate September 26, 2010

St. Mark's School of Texas 

the most old money private school in dallas

-Which school does he go to?

-St. Mark's School of Texas

-His grandpa is probably an oil tycoon

St. Mark's School of Texas by bobsegar May 7, 2009

Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

Texas Smokehouse by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016