Telefart

The equivalent of throwing ones voice the physical expulsion has from ones anus.

Teddys Telefart smells horrible.

by Alexthewordmaster December 19, 2014

Telebone

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.

Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016

telepleasure

Using a device over a teleconference session to stimulate the partner on the other end. Not necessarily the same as teledildonics. Credit to Jason Erb.

"Kissing via Facetime didn't provide much telepleasure, but it was better than nothing."

by bargonaut December 23, 2016

teledildopping

The practise of purchasing dildos off TV channels such as QVC

Rhys had a lot of explaining to do when his mum found a 500 pound bill from teledildopping.

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017

telepotato

When you throw an ender pearl in mine craft and run so fast you hit your ender pearl.

1. I just telepotatoed.
2. Did you just telepotato?

by Ebag3000 February 27, 2017

Teleesha

A girl who will give you butterflies. She will make you feel loved. Your heart will race with joy everytime you see her. She is smart, kind, and extremely funny. She has a resting bitch face but she's actually nicer than you think. If you ever want to commit to a girl named Teleesha, make sure you love her, and never break her heart. You won't regret it. She slays everything. Nothing but good vibes. Most likely to have nice boobs.

"Yo Teleesha is mad pretty, I get nervous around her."
" Teleesha is so funny, I love having her around"
" I'm going to make Teleesha my gf." " Good luck."

by Daddy leesha June 18, 2018

telesa

a person who loves magic the gathering. Can also kick someones dumbass if needed. jackychan and bruce lee put together with pineapple express. (movie quote)

im gonna go telesa all over yo bitchass motha fucka

by doughboyking17 April 26, 2017