telepotato

When you throw an ender pearl in mine craft and run so fast you hit your ender pearl.

1. I just telepotatoed.
2. Did you just telepotato?

by Ebag3000 February 27, 2017

ThePotatoChurner

The best Youtuber ever, Practically a meme. He's the master Rubik's Cuber, and an Ultra-Lit Gamer. He is My Big Daddy! XD

ThePotatoChurner is a sexy monster.
or
I think ThePotatoChurner is Gonna Surpass PewDiePie in subs.

by ThePotatoChurner February 10, 2017

Telepotting

While driving and smoking a fat one, you arrive at your destination with no recollection of how you got there

"Man, I was telepotting last night when i got 5 hours from the house and wondered how the hell i got there"..."i must have telepotted"

by Yank Tuggah June 8, 2015

Telepootation

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

teleportation

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever

I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best

by muusbolla January 13, 2009

teleporatino

One who can teleport, such as Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs.
Whoa, that Teleporatino teleported to my house and stole my iPod last night.

by jake6192510 November 24, 2009

thepotatochurner

thepotatochurner is a fucking legend. He has now passed pewdiepie in subscribers, and is still rising. The man is a sexy beast, and all women love him.

Thepotatochurner has a little chode

by connorvillines May 25, 2017