Google Blink

The moment you arrive at Google, and stare blankly at the blinking cursor having forgotten your query.

This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.

I spent 10 minutes with a Google Blink. When I finally remembered what I was Googling for the moment had passed.

by Dale Tucker February 6, 2015

Google Relationship

A google relationship i s a relation where one or both of the people involved reference to google for their issues or problems such as a first kiss..

"Hmm ive never made out with someone before, what should i do?" searches making out on Google* "so i should just repeat lemon melon, this should help with my Google relationship. Thanks Google!!

by LightBrightMeTight February 19, 2011

google stop

What you say to stop a debate from lasting 20 minutes between people arguing over a topic that can easily be solved by googling it.

Person 1: Nooo.. blue waffles is a hoax.
Person 2: Nah it's real!
Person 1: Google stop..

by Mz. Miyagi December 5, 2011

Google 2.0

in reference to people who use ai generation media tools, while claiming it as their own content, when in reality they are just typing out crap, and then picking up the result which suites their likes, as what happens when you do google out stuff

he's not an artist, he's been using Google 2.0

by lilly79c4 December 24, 2022

google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

Google translate

A web translator that gets it's job done, but can sometimes give you some questionable results.

You can get these by typing in things like:
1. two or three letters over and over (aoaoaoaoao)
2. phonetic letters
3. long sentences

Person 1: Hey man! I just learned some Japanese!

Person 2: Then say something.

Person 1: Ok! ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ fufufufu...

Person 2: What does that mean?

Person 1: From here it's just two miles to the hotel that has been refurbished.

Person 2: Were you screwing with Google Translate again?

by retard_on_the_internet November 8, 2020

Google Politics

Politics using information found on google or any other mainstream media source. Usually used by people wishing to defend political views that can't be supported by actual facts.

That person doesn't know what they're talking about; you can tell by their blatant use of google politics.

by Mair November 2, 2009