louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.

Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!

by pussypoop14 May 2, 2010

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show with John Stewart, as proclaimed by Bill O'Reilly.

"You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."

by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

stalkerette

obsessively jealous stalking chick who won't stay in the garbage after you've squeezed all the juice you want out of her

Unfortuantely I got bored with her but having laid the pipe too well, now was saddled with a stalkerette

by joshster August 12, 2007

stacked and packing

(desc. adj)
A good looking woman that is armed.
A woman with large breasts that is carrying a gun.
Occasionally refers to a female undercover policewoman.

"Yea she fine, stacked and packing, mess wif that
and she gonna pop a cap in yo sorry a**"

by Big G lizard September 22, 2007

shacker prise

something a shacker (usually female) will take home after spending the night at someone's place such as a t-shirt, usually something of very little value

Friend 1: Dude did you have a shacker last night
Friend 2: Yeah man and she took home a shacker prise, one of my favorite t-shirts

by Stephanie Quiroz July 11, 2007

Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.

Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice

by nickh959 September 5, 2009

Stalker Song

A song that is on your iPod, that you don't actually like that much. When your music is on shuffle, it always pops up and plays; as if it's a stalker.

Man, I was listening to my iPod and that Jonas Brother song kept playing. I really need to delete it from my playlist. It's such a stalker song.

by yellowkiss July 12, 2010