Skunks

A reaction that can be used in any situation, bad or good. Usually followed by a noun or slang (E.g. dude, man, bro, bruh, mate, etc.)

Example 1
Person1: Dude, i just won fifty dollars
Person2: Skunks dude

Example 2
Person1: Dude, (insert name here) and I just broke up
Person2: Skunks man

by SavagePepperoni August 8, 2017

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

SpunkDunk

A large group of men all masturbate and cum all over a basketball, the person to cum last has to cross a basketball court and keep playing with the basketball until they successfully dunk it.

Hey you guys wanna play spunkdunk?

Sure thing i always cum first!

by Ronger September 14, 2017

spunki

'Spunki' means someone who is covered in cum

"Dylon is so spunki"

"Dylon is a spunki boi"

by Waddupdatboi October 4, 2017

Spunk Trunk

Any rear-end (butt, ass, or man hole, etc.) that has been fucked and ejaculated in. Fucked and filled.

After much thrusting and half of a bottle of lube I blew my nut in his spunk trunk.

by PHLbtfckBROS November 27, 2017

spunkhose

a penis that ejaculates in monumental proportions. a biblical style flood

i used my spunkhose on ur mum. she drowned.

by sp.u May 5, 2018