Santa Claus

A fat man who comes to your house once a year and not any day because he's in jail for breaking and entering.

Santa Claus brought me coal!

by Diamondstar9878 December 10, 2018

Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason

Santa clause is a lie.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

Santa Clause

A lie told to kids by their parents.

Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..

by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019

Santa Claused

When they hoe you so bad it can be described simply by one hoe, they hoe hoe hoed you

“Bro she kissed a fat ugly guy last night, she Santa Claused my ass”

by Most palone April 2, 2019

Santa Clause

An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.

Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.

by lady tiny fame six November 13, 2019

Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.

by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019