Spanktimonious

spank·ti·mo·nious \ˈspaŋk-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\ - adj.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.

The women proselytized her spanktimonious gospel against the sin of indulgence by masturbation; "It is procreation not recreation!"

by torbach September 2, 2010

spaceboner

a boner thats out of this world
or space in jeans that appears to be a boner

man that girl gave me a spaceboner

by boneville March 13, 2011

spaghetti wrangler

A vulgar term of offense to describe ugly hairy redneck types.

That fat kid in the corner is a tard.

I know he is such a spaghetti wrangler.

by halohippomoose March 25, 2011

Spak pad

An unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo buttons. The pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.

Tom: Jonty's coming round for some Goldeneye.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.

Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.

by Barca87 June 18, 2011

spajettie

to peal the paper off the tip of a drinking straw, place straw end up to mouth and blow paper off of straw.

Julia could be the greatest ever at spajettie when she blew her paper fifteen feet across the restaurant. Andrew needs to be careful when preforming spajettie because he hit Jennifer in the face.

by lulingcajun March 27, 2012

Spamipede

This word describes a long centipede post generally found on social media sites. Its usage occurs when someone posts or 'likes' a really poor post or a like whore attempt.

Im going to spamipede this post, it's such spam and it's so annoying!

by Partysausageuk January 28, 2013

spalooshie

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.

Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES

by thedanceofstvincent April 3, 2015