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Alpine Snowboot

The act of a male ejaculating on whatever footwear he is currently wearing and then kicking a woman in the face with said footwear
Sue: Did you see Betty's face?
Derek: Yeah, Jake gave her and alpine snowboot last night.
by Prof. McJavier October 30, 2011
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slowbomb

while playing mariokart, one holds the joystick in the forward position in order to throw a weaponized banana ahead of your position up the track. It flies in a slow arc, hence the title.
This is an advanced move, the default is to drop the banana out the back.
anthony was going to make the jump short-cut but i threw the slowbomb and he spun-out into the crevice.
by the mayor of hymietown December 12, 2008
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Snowbaorder

1. One who participates in the sport of snowbaording. (Not to be confused with snowboarding) in which the participant straps his or her buttocks to a cardboard box and slides down a snowy hill.

2. A non-Olympic athlete who prefers the feeling of icy cardboard strapped to their rear to the refreshing and riveting challenge of snowboarding. Most Snowboarders recommend both pants and underpants when attempting to 'baord.
Anna: My friend Josie is the best snowbaorder I've ever met. I wish she would stop trying to go over jumps though.

Josie: This is the best way to tone the muscles in my rump... ever! Anna is a wimp.
by IsTheBest March 18, 2011
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showboast

When one boasts to the point of being obnoxious.
"I can't stand being around John, all he does is showboast about being on the football team."
by Liilah January 29, 2017
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Snowblowed

When someone is doing cocaine off someone else's butt hole and they fart while your nose is over the affermentioned butthole and it shoots up your nose
Man! Me and this girl was doing some cocaine and I went down on her asshole, and she snowblowed me!!
by Javithenavi April 22, 2018
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Snotboxing

When you sneeze while driving and then don't roll down the windows so the nasty sneeze smell just floats around the inside of the car.
Rich's sneezes smell like rancid boogers, so when he was snotboxing me I had no choice but to jump out of the moving car.
by Darksaber November 24, 2018
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Snowball

When you in a threesome and you cum in one girls mouth then she spits it in the other girls mouth
by Fireballjosh03 April 16, 2019
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