My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019

The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021

give up smoking

A nicer way to phrase the act of dying.

If John's cancer comes back he'll probably give up smoking.

by LongSpanner January 28, 2022

Streak-based scoring system

A scoring system where doing the thing that you have to do several times in a row is better than doing it the same number of times non-consecutively. These scoring systems can calculate scores calculated in various ways, such as squaring the length of each streak and adding up each squared streak length.

This 10-question trivia game has a streak-based scoring system. Getting only the first five questions right is 5 times better than getting only the odd numbered questions right.

by FriggDav August 20, 2025