smartassidness

The act of being a smartass. To have a smartass remark to everything.

I was talking to Red today but her smartassidness made it near impossible!

by dameppers October 21, 2009

SmartAss-Like

When perusing someone's facebook and you like someone's wallpost, comment, status, or etc. just to make them mad because it's obviously something you don't like.

My girlfriend left me for another guy, so when she changed her relationship status I definitely used a SmartAss-Like on that shit.

by TheOriginalSmartAss April 3, 2011

smart finish

Chinese English for happy ending.

Praveen paid an extra twenty dollars to the sexy masseuse for the smart finish.

by knowledgegrief August 6, 2011

smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter

Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."

by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011

Smartasshole

Someone who uses their vast knowledge to piss people off.

Mike: Did you know that (insert annoying fact here)?
John: No, and I don't care. Your such a smartasshole.

by psudoe August 4, 2012

Smart Vento

Smart Vento is an affiliate marketing company that currently on pre-launch.

Smart Vento is a smart wind since vento is an italian word for wind.

That is Smart Vento!!!

by smartpromoter November 16, 2012

Smarse

A portmanteau of "smart ass" and "arse". Use smarse when the standard smart ass would be inappropriate or offensive.

RICK: I'm gonna have to quit asking, "How stupid can you be?" You seem to take that as a challenge.

DAN: Shut it, Rick. You're such a smarse!

by mrsbvp January 25, 2013