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Slippy Women

Hey, Michael and I went out last night and banged the fuck out of some slippy women, too bad about that wart, though.
by Myrfyr June 21, 2022
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Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022
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the sloppy bobby

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara
screw these guys im not a girl look im doing the sloppy bobby
by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009
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utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.
by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010
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ho slapper

Ty slapped so many hoes today he deserves the title of "Ho slapper Ty".
by Ho Slapper Ron June 15, 2011
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Ghost Slappies

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.
Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
by gotchabetch September 1, 2011
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The Sloppy Sugarman

When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.
"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."
by Rick Jamesson September 15, 2011
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