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Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008
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Slapping The Clown

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
by Fast ED March 19, 2012
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Slapper

Definition

1.Someone who “slaps the bass” and slaps like on Davies videos

2.someone who slaps a bass guitar
Can be used by saying. “Slap like now or I will sue you” “ you want me to call you slapper but you didn’t slap enough likes on that video”
by Davie504 is a bass guitar August 20, 2019
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ass-slappin'

adj. exciting, great, excellent.
"Come to my party, it'll be an ass-slappin' good time," said Mandy.
by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004
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Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.
On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping
by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010
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Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
by A.I.R July 15, 2016
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Slapathetic

A description of one's face that looks so pathetic; people would just want to slap his/her face for nothing.
Ryan's face is so slapathetic, that his mother suggested that he wear a mask to school.
by oraco January 7, 2004
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