skeet bop 

okay, so have you ever popped a pimple and it blew so hard and hit your mirror?? yeah well its like that except with head

damn, that chick was so good at slob it made me skeet bop

skeet bop by hm... u dont wanna know October 13, 2006

Skeeter 

a very white trash name; if somebody is being white trash or a childe call them Skeeter

Skeeter! Put down that roadkill my mom making us dinner.

Skeeter by Skeeter Travis Childe April 30, 2009

skeet plate

another word for a woman's face after a man "skeets" on it

Hey! Look at the semen on that bitch's skeet plate

skeet plate by Herby May 9, 2006

Skeetadactal 

A bird varying in shape, color, and size usually depending on ethnic background. Flies around and ejactulates on the objects below.

Ryan: Did u hear what happened to Ladena?
Dave: No man.
Ryan: She was looking up and that skeetadactal came on her face.
Dave: Oh no, was it a skeet and retreat??
Ryan: Hells yea.

Skeetadactal by Skeetasaurus Rex August 13, 2009

super skeet shoot suckoff 

A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.

will you be attending the super skeet shoot suckoff?

super skeet shoot suckoff by leemoney January 12, 2008

Skeetster 

A person or thing, where somebody ejaculated on them at birth, or the creation of that product.

Skeetsters are usually annoying and gay.

That dude over their is a skeetster!

Micheal Phelps is a skeetster, because he got caught smoking weed.

Skeetster by Straight_Up_ Skeezy April 7, 2009

skeeter bat 

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"

the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.

skeeter bat by mamacita aye carumba December 2, 2007