skeet monkey

One who performs or does not perform an act that makes one look like a complete idiot.

One who looks as though he is dumb enough to skeet all over himself.

One who casts a lvl. 10 cock block when he feels he is not able to pulling the poon.

look at that guy. he's drunk out of his mind and is acting like a skeet monkey. i hope his friends drops him off at darcell's.

by wujo June 16, 2004

skeet boxing

the act of jerking off and beat boxing at the same time.

yo that guy from american idol must be real good at skeet boxing.

by cheesehead12345 May 19, 2007

skeet-rag

(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.

(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"

by :| ? December 19, 2009

Alien Skeet

Mixing Blue poweraide, Orange Hi-C, and sprite. you get some alien skeet

its a drink alien skeet

by Fernando_ua December 3, 2011

'Street Skeet'

When an Original Gangster's {aka O.G.'s} female companion {aka Bitch}, even after a violent domestic event {aka Beat Down}, contemptuously prattles on {aka Keeps running her mouth} until the O.G. can no longer tolerate the relentless antagonization {aka Looses his shit}. Said 'O.G.' then shoots the aforementioned 'Bitch' in the mouth through the cheek. It shall, here now and throughout the universe, be known by the moniker 'Street Skeet'

Bitch got stitches, because she always bitches. OG he ain't no rapist, the barrel, she had to taste it. She's immune to being beat, she talks shit, stuck on repeat, OG finally freaked, mouthy bitch got the 'Street Skeet'
{I thought it deserved a poem rather than just a sentence.}

by SykoSikoSugrMoma February 10, 2020

skeet crack

Skeet.cc (gamesense.pub) cracked it most retarded thing as it costs too much (30$) and everyone who buys it (femboys only) are retards.

BALLS SMELLS LIKE SHIT REMEMBER! same as skeet crack

-Yoo dude i got skeet crack

-You fucking ball sucker

-why you calling me like that

-cuz you fucking femboy, hdf du nn bought skeet crack, wasted money

by Gucio700 July 14, 2021

Dumb Skeet

Commonly used to describe a girl who is slutty, unintelligent, or very obnoxious. Is a good insult for an annoying girl that your know.

Man that sour dee girl is such a dumb skeet

by Double rainbow pro September 12, 2010