Wack of Shame

The act of masturbating alone after being rejected by a girl, meant to prevent the very painful sensation of blue balls

Heather shut me down before I could even whip it out, guess its time for the wack of shame.

by exaey2626 September 1, 2013

Shame Totem

When a Man has an erection at an inopportune time.

"Hey Jane, did you see Umberto bomb his speech in front of the whole school!"
"Ya, he had a serious Shame Totem going on there, maybe I'll take it for a ride later".

by DJ Optimus P April 20, 2020

Yawn shaming

the act of shaming a colleague for yawning too early during the shift.

"Yawn shaming is a standard practice from 2pm to 4pm"

by ervik June 24, 2019

Scroll of Shame

(Verb). Waking up on a Sunday and going from app to app to see the texts, Snapchats, etc you sent while drunk. If your poor thumb could talk it would ask to be amputated after the level 3 trauma it just endured.

This morning the scroll of shame was so rough, i ordered a flip phone for next weekend and am only putting 911 and dominos in the contacts.

by petuniatakescollege March 11, 2018

shame cleaning

cleaning in rapid manner when you know company is coming over

I am shame cleaning for the barbecue tomorrow.

by pc4444 May 18, 2016

Shame-born

A person of inferior breeding, usually of scotch-irish decent. He/she is usually a sweaty, overweight, stinky, classless, uncultured, burping, farting-in-public, alcohol swilling individual, pig-like in appearance. He is generally of no use to society other than to defend scum of lower human standards than himself. A truly boorish individual, friend of none.

I still cannot get that image of that gross man we saw today at the courthouse. What an uncultured swine he was, strutting around like a friggin peacock. A shame-born person if I've ever seen one!

by ha2065 July 8, 2012

Chill-shaming

When someone is made to feel bad for not being sufficiently stressed or angry about a situation.

Dude 1: My girlfriend totalling started chill-shaming me when she told me she was pregnant and I just asked her get me another beer,

Dude 2: Top kek.

by TheEmerald June 14, 2016