TheEmerald's definitions

Chill-shaming

When someone is made to feel bad for not being sufficiently stressed or angry about a situation.

Dude 1: My girlfriend totalling started chill-shaming me when she told me she was pregnant and I just asked her get me another beer,

Dude 2: Top kek.

by TheEmerald June 14, 2016

Referendum Rage

Refers to the mass outpouring of anger and idiotic statements from the losers of the British EU referendum in 2016. Symptoms include signing online petitions calling for another referendum or calling for London to declare its independence from the rest of the UK, crying to your friends on Facebook about how life is just so unfair, smashing your TV when Nigel Farage comes on, and in the most extreme cases: resigning as Prime Minister.

"Its just the referendum rage talking. You know that when only 31.56 per cent of 18-24 year olds bother voting you can't say its the older generations pulling you out against your will."

by TheEmerald June 25, 2016

Cuck

You would be a Cuck if:

You support Jeremy Corbyn in a non-ironic way.

You have ever tweeted #feelthebern.

You get 'triggered'

You read treat buzzfeed as a serious source of news.

You think Britain is better inside the EU.

You think that all arguments against mass immigration are basically racist.

You or your girlfriend have hair dyed a sickening pastel colour.

You identify as a 'male feminist'.

You 'check your privilege'.

You do not like 'God save our gracious meme' on Facebook.

Cuck: Call the police! My safe space has been violated!!!

by TheEmerald June 14, 2016