Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 27, 2024

Seattle Twist

Hand Job technique where the giver uses a twisting technique while moving up and down the shaft and does a full 360 around the head like the Seattle Space Needle.

She used the Seattle Twist last night and made me nut in record time!

by Ho Ree Sheet June 30, 2024

scattercock

some fucking knucklehead who wants to get a reaction out of you
we hate scattercocks we should just send them to ISIS

person 1:YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH ASS ASSWIPE
person 2:ok scattercock

by chris netheraton July 2, 2024

Seattle Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.

She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.

by SilentBen999 September 16, 2024

Seattle sinkhole

A cheap prostitute that gets a train ran on her by dairy cows and you jerk off

My buddies took me to Washington to watch a Seattle sinkhole show

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.

Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning

by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024