philly steamer

Taking a dump on your partner's chest.

While my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, I dropped a philly steamer.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

vanilla steamer

Also a McDonald's "coffee beverage" tasting and presumably composed of roughly the same contents as the traditional on-yer-face kind.

Bob: "I ordered a McDonald's Vanilla Steamer, and it tasted like a vanilla steamer."

Tom: "Umm, duh?"

by andy497 November 28, 2007

Stanley Steamer

The act of getting off in your partners bush and then proceeding to suck the goo from their pubic hair as if you were steam cleaning their crotch.

Lisa's bush was looking kind of rough today so i gave her a good ole Stanley Steamer.

by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009

stanley steamer

When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.

Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.

by Elvis May 8, 2004

Stanley Steamer

When a man is receiving a blowjob from behind, between his legs, and he simultaneously farts and orgasms on the face of the blow-jobbing party, effectively filling the mouth with man's milk and the nose with putrid methane.

In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.

Last Valentine's day, I delivered a potent stanley steamer to Julie.

by Christoph Sasylor February 26, 2008

cleavland steamer

All these are wrong. A Cleavland Steamer is when you shit in a plastic bag on a partners chest.

Honey are you ready for the Cleavland Steamer?

by Judge Dre@d June 17, 2010

Cleveland Steamer

Torturing an entire city by holding an hour long "Special" on ESPN to announce your decision to leave Cleveland for Miami, when you could have done it with more class. A Lebron Classic.

LeBron just orchestrated the worst Cleveland Steamer I've ever seen!

by Uncle Buttchucker July 10, 2010