spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin September 18, 2016

Techno Spaghetti

A mess of cables often found when allot of electronic equipment is being used, especially found in a poorly maintained 19'' rack cabinet.

Sorry that job took hours, they had a really bad case of techno spaghetti.

by The Burning Phoenix December 29, 2016

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

spaghetti

a long wiggly neutral coloured thingy thing. it’s apparently edible but deep down we all know it’s alive.

hey bro want some spaghetti?

only if it’s dead bro

by alouiset November 4, 2019

Spaghetti

Spaghetti is a gay fruit, only eaten on the American holiday Hanukkah.

"Spaghetti is a gay fruit?"
"yeah."

by SpaghettiLover42069 December 4, 2020

Spaghetti-no

The typical response you use to deal with the typical chef fuck-boy-ar-dee when they come around doing their trashy fuck boy shit.

Listen here you spaghetti-ho, take your fuck boy ass and leave, she told you spaghetti-no…….

by Iamwebster1307 November 22, 2021

Mom's Spaghetti

Eminem's new restaurant.

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021