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No handed spaghetti eating contest 

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

No handed spaghetti eating contest 

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

spaghetti noodle 

nickname for your super tall and super skinny boyfriend.

a cute name for someone lanky or gumpy
"I like... really skinny guys, like super super skinny and tall - the more they look like gumpy, the better, like no body fat, no muscles, I just want to date a spaghetti noodle"
spaghetti noodle by finnmobile August 27, 2019

Seafood Spaghetti Noodles 

When you put a handful of uncooked spaghetti noodles in a vaginal orfice that smells fishy. Once the spaghetti is inserted you then turn on the female it is inserted into and once turned on you have seafood spaghetti noodles.
Hey girl imma make some seafood spaghetti noodles tonight.

spaghetti noodle 

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1:damn bro she got hella ass
2:no bro she a SPAGHETTI NOODLE

Spaghetti Noodle 

When A man or a woman are so skinny to the point where there arms or legs represent a Spaghetti Noodle
When he through the basketball his arms looked like a Spaghetti Noodle