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Fortnite Battle Royale 

A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, it’s effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.
After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.
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closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.
Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

Clash Royale 

The mobile game that requires 10Gbps of Internet speed to play without seeing a nightware wifi icon.
Clash Royale works best with blazing fast internet.
Clash Royale by kevindong June 12, 2017

Ronald McDonald 

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
Ronald McDonald by anonymous November 22, 2004

Rosalind 

A beautiful lady that is the life of the party, has lots of friends, and a unique personality engaging with everyone. Gorgeous smile and laughs at everything. Awesome in bed. Most amazing girl i have ever met.
Is she is amazing her name is Rosalind
Rosalind by booty_147 February 16, 2014

nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe 

A statement used by ePic gAmers, when they squash a nooby.
nooby: *deaths*
epicgamer21: nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe
epicgamer21: *default dances*

palaye royale 

self-described as a fashion-art rock band, palaye royale are a las vegas- based indie band who mix grandiose modern alt pop with gritty guitar rock that, at times, recalls both glam and brit-pop. formed in 2011 by the core trio of singer/frontman remington leith, guitarist/organist sebastian danzig, and drummer emerson barrett, they made their debut the following year with the single "morning light".
person 1 "i am definitely a soldier of the royal council
person 2 "omg i love palaye royale"
palaye royale by crykiid October 3, 2017