Canadian Sperm Rocket

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.

When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude

by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010

Racker

Someone who successfully collects difficult to find sports memorabilia like autographs or trading cards.

You are lucky you got Willie Mays' autograph! You are such a racker.

by dpost January 8, 2010

dome rocked

1. to get hit in the head
2. a very good blow job

1. you just got dome rocked!
2. That girl dome rocked me last night.

by gerberakaem December 18, 2007

big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004

White rocked

v. Being propositioned by a swinger couple. The etimology of the phrase white rock comes from the urban legend that a house with decorative white rocks in the front is a signal that it is occupied by active swingers, and an open invitation. (see also, swing set)

I can't believe Steven and Josephine white rocked us at the party last night!

by Bloggernaut June 15, 2010

Up The Ricker

the act of anal sexual intercourse generally used for homosexuals

"Mark likes it up the ricker"

by The Greg Lawson Esq. April 22, 2006

crotch rocket

A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.

Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.

by axaxyup October 22, 2003