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roach tennis

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.
Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis
by The Great White Monkey September 20, 2022
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Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.
Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."
by Dem Applez October 27, 2022
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Roachy

Someone who is infested with Cockroaches, deemed, Roachy
by TheOtherEarth November 1, 2022
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Roaching

I was totally roaching when my teacher wouldn't let me leave early.
by Susan Greene November 21, 2022
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roach

when the blunt is the size of the width of your fingernail
aye bruh this roach about done this shit burning my fingers
by kingsach November 22, 2022
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Roach legs

Slang for the stubble hairs you see in the sink after shaving.
I clogged the damn sink again! There's too many roach legs!
by kaidrilled December 5, 2022
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Roached

When something is destroyed beyond repair.
Jared, & JP’s knees are roached from Jiu Jitsu class.”
by jrmt December 23, 2022
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