pussy ass niggas

A real scared-ass punk, who talks shit that he can never back up. He will usually talk when he's around a whole lot of other people who would back him up in a fight; Over the phone; or amidst a crowd of people who will cover a can of whip-ass for him.

Pussy ass niggas talk big shit when they got a lot of company.

by Lamont Robertson September 20, 2006

no pussy for mike

When one man believes he has game yet there is always no pussy for him

Just tell your freind, "There is no pussy for mike"

by John T. D December 14, 2006

Double jointed pussy

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.

by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019

pencil pusher

Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme boringness. I.e. an accountant, or one whose job is meaningless, and invites people that have no personalities to join and TALK.

Wow, CAN I BE an accountanct - you guys get to work AND train AND get paid WELL. And to top it all off, you guys are INTERESTING....tell me MORE!!!!

by Vinski August 4, 2004

pussyfooting

To act or proceed cautiously or timidly to avoid committing oneself, like a cat circling carefuly around something it finds distasteful.

Quit pussyfooting around and face the issue head on.

by Joben May 31, 2004

Fuck her right in the pussy

Random command, usually uttered when it is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand.

The command is most commonly associated with a Northern Kentucky man named Fred, who looks like Billy Bob Thornton and Ted Nugent's Unabomber grandfather; a man who likes to impart his terse wisdom during local news interviews about trainwrecks, no fucks given.

BILLY: Gee whiz, Dad. I hope that Obamacare doesn't cause our health insurance premiums to go up!
DAD: Fuck her right in the pussy!

NEWS REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us more about the oil spill you witnessed?
JOE SIXPACK: I sure can! I was sitting on my front porch and fuck her right in the pussy!

WIFE: The Carters are having a barbecue on Saturday. Should we make potato salad or macaroni salad?
HUSBAND: Fuck her right in the pussy!

by Rainer Rose June 14, 2014

pushbags

a pair of buttocks on a woman

We had great rear-entry sex and I slammed her pushbags.

by little opie January 21, 2008