Processese

Three or more subjects spoken about within the confines of a singular conversation regarding the "how-to" of a subject or condition or associated in a process or processese.

The processese of uploading itunes can be daunting at times or at most, a difficult upload.

by Monte Cresta May 2, 2009

Procasternate

To Waste time using Procaster when you could be doing much more productive work

I was planning on doing math homework but I decided to Procasternate.

by Billie Gene October 29, 2010

Procrastipacking

When you know you are leaving on a trip a few days in advance, yet you put off packing till minutes before you leave.

Sometimes used as a tool to increase stress to make sure you don't forget anything important

David: Dude, did you hear Isaac isn't even packed yet?
Chris: Yeah dude, he told me that he still has a pile of dirty laundry to do, and the bus leaves in 2 hours!
David: Yeah no kidding, looks like he will be in for some procrastipacking

by Markus Lullman April 24, 2011

self proclaimed fat bitch

A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.

Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)

Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.

by Nawkstar July 13, 2010

Procency

A program that should have been the best in Neopets. It has become the worst. It also can be called the Account Malfunction Disorder Program.

The Procency used to be the best thing that had ever happened. Now it is the the worst. It has become like a black hole that sucks people in and if they believe in the Procency hard enough it will never ever let go.

by The Procency March 18, 2007

procisely

To agree with a statement that has been made

"That song was the shit!"
"Procisely."

by Courtney Moreau September 10, 2007

Process Architect

Senior management goon. Job skills including being a pawn and lackey to division directors. Typically possesses limited athletic ability and charisma. Social skills include the ability make inappropriate (but humorous) comments towards the proletariat class.

The division director wasn’t available, so they sent the Process Architect as the stand-in parrot.

by Charlie_Hustle April 2, 2009