pee in a pot

The act of urinating in a woman's vagina while having sexual intercourse.

Guy: "I accidentally pissed in my girlfriend's pussy while we had sex last night." Other guy: "Pee in a pot!"

by Mr DL August 14, 2014

e-pot

marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot

Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"

Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."

Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."

Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."

by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010

Crock Pot

When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.

"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.

by BigFellow2010 November 8, 2009

crock pot

A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.

How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!

by frankieeee September 23, 2006

pee pot

kid who can't hold their pee

You little pee pot!!

by Delmuire April 28, 2010

pot head

me. i am a pothead cause i smoke as much weed as i can. whenever i can..i do it!

Kate...ME!!!!

dude, you are such a fucking pot head! Do you ever stop??

by kate April 19, 2005

pot roast

A sexual act involving 3 men and one woman, a play on the spit roast. Involves anal, oral, and vaginal intercourse simultaneously.

The three brothers were close enough to pull a pot roast on that girl.

by philipb January 14, 2008