e-pot 

marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot

Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"

Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."

Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."

Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."

e-pot by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010

e-pottering 

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).

Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.

e-pottering by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009

epoti 

An acronym for Everybody's. Pink. On. The. Inside. This originated from the comic created by Daniel Araujo from Deviant Art a.k.a justflyakite. It's was a comic that started with the same frame every time, but has changed.

lol, Dani's EPOTI comic is so funny, but it has lots of dumb puns, laff.

epoti by Laff Out Lowd June 16, 2008

epotome 

1) An abbreviation for 'a part of me'
2) A toilet
3) A funny, slang variation of the word 'epitome'

I sat on the epotome for so long that it feels as if it has become epotome.

epotome by Echoside May 5, 2005

epotimize 

to exemplify what the marijuana crowd would admire or strive to become; to inversely epitomize a "normal" person's expectations; (archaic) to self-medicate with cannibis for spurious reasons

Lord Swillit's garden party last summer epotimized the very essence of California high life.

epotimize by dr light February 21, 2009

Epotphany 

A sudden, overwhelmingly brilliant or insightful thought while under the influence of Marijuana. Notorious for seeming like a good idea at the time, but easily forgotten or disregarded due to the nature of it's conception.

Dude, Last night I smoked so much weed that I understood the secrets of the universe. It was a total Epotphany.

Epotphany by Panzerbane April 22, 2009

Epoteetae

It stands for any emotion, inappropriate word, or any thought at any time. It also stands for a VCR.

Epoteetae that guy!

Epoteetae by Mr. Ornelas December 18, 2017