Body Positive

Eating whatever you want and then crying about it after but going on Instagram and saying your sexy even though you truly don’t believe it. - trisha paytas

when life gives you curves, FLAUNT THEM😜 #sexy # body positive

by odessaverlice May 25, 2021

The Bronx Position

The only posoition in which it is possible to see the back of one's dick.

Yo, that bitch had me in the Bronx Position, now I need a change of pants.

by Dick Taint August 3, 2009

The Noah Position

You get your nearest bi-sexual friend and shit in his mouth. Then You Fuck his penis hole.

"Last night I did the Noah Position on him"
"no WAY"

by I LOVE UGG BOOTS April 28, 2010

body posi

Basically a way for sluts to post pictures of them half naked and not get hate for it bc they're "supporting a good message" this message is that you should be positive and confident in your own skin. Complete bs if you ask me but whatever I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*post's picture in bra and captions it "Body posi

by Nokia44 September 30, 2015

H.I.T. positive

undesireable to look at.

"that girl is hit yo- she's H.I.T. positive

by Brian April 16, 2006

Positive criminology

A branch and school of criminology that is sympathetic to criminals because some criminologist know a lot of crimes are victimless crimes such as prostitution,underaged sex,gambling ect. In this branch of criminology many criminals are seen as victims of society.

John is taking a course in positive criminology.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

by mids99 September 13, 2009