Nightmare Poser 

A Nightmare Poser is some jackass who goes out to places like Hot Topic an many other stores and sees this cool skelleton on perhaps a T-Shirt or a wristband and goes out and buys it. In this causes a chemical reaction because this person just went out and bought these clothes trying to fit in and be cool without even seeing this masterpiece of a film. This chemical reaction has gotten so big it's turned wearing anything Nightmare Before Christmas into an emo style which emo's now think they own.

Hey look at that, we're not the only Nightmare Before Christmas fans in town!

Oh wait.. She's just wearing that to look like she has any good taste at all..

Stupid Nightmare Poser

Nightmare Poser by Josh Bond January 22, 2007

pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

pissing poser by Big Mers September 3, 2016

Gender poser

An individual who seeks attention by claiming a genderfluid identity.
(See: bandwagoning)

Andrew claims ze is a trans man, but i suspect ze is just a gender poser.

Gender poser by Ppg1550 December 31, 2018

Gym poser 

People in the gym that think they're in great shape striking poses constantly in the mirror and or for selfie pictures. What's funny is when you try not to laugh when you witness them doing this.

Dammit, that gym poser messed up my set because he made me laugh with that posing.

Gym poser by cpetkunas March 2, 2019

covid poser 

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.

Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”

covid poser by Funny Moms December 12, 2020

Pontiac Poser 

When you're approaching a vehicle that looks very nice and expensive, but when you get close enough to it, you realize oh, it's just a Pontiac.

"Dude, look at that nice as car!"

*drives past car*

"Psh, that's not a nice car, that guy is a Pontiac Poser!

Pontiac Poser by Jordan'sGirl11/9 July 18, 2011

Bike Poser

1)Fake biker,a froud...a biker wannabe

2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...

"Man i really thought your brother is one bad-ass biker but now i realised he's just a bike poser trying to hit on chiks"

Bike Poser by El Muerte January 25, 2007