person: damn phil lookin good, how are you doing
phil: sup´idkgmaybe kindof cool idk you how look you
person:what
phil: sup´idkgmaybe kindof cool idk you how look you
person:what
by somerandomguynamedsomething1 May 31, 2023
Get the Philmug. A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.
by Jalyssa October 22, 2018
Get the Philmug. A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022
Get the Phil Swiftmug. This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.
That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.
by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022
Get the Philmug. Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.
by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022
Get the Dr. Philmug. He is the most handsome and coolest boy who you know.
He have cute smile, deep eyes like space and this cute hairstyle, but those are only some words to describe how perfect he is.
He are starting at you always when you don't see.
Always when you stare at each other at the same time his smile get shy.
He like to be around shy girls.
He have cute smile, deep eyes like space and this cute hairstyle, but those are only some words to describe how perfect he is.
He are starting at you always when you don't see.
Always when you stare at each other at the same time his smile get shy.
He like to be around shy girls.
Random girl "Phil Benjamin is the cutest boy I have seen in the world!"
Another random girl "OMG! He come right way here, I just can't he is so handsome!!"
Another random girl "OMG! He come right way here, I just can't he is so handsome!!"
by Maja Stanejøern April 25, 2017
Get the Phil Benjaminmug. OMG BESTIE WESTIE WHO DID THAT?
BESTIE WESTIE: OMG PHIL DID IT
OMG BESTIE WESTIE HES SO COOL
BESTIE WESITE: IKR KAYDEN/ALEX IS SO LUCKY TO DATE HIM
BESTIE WESTIE: OMG PHIL DID IT
OMG BESTIE WESTIE HES SO COOL
BESTIE WESITE: IKR KAYDEN/ALEX IS SO LUCKY TO DATE HIM
by Phil the gay Boi October 3, 2021
Get the Philmug.