salty peach

The act of eating an obese woman's sweaty ass while it is covered in semen.

So, my cousin Robert told me he eats salty peaches for dessert.

by Dhark fang August 2, 2016

peaches

A nice person, replacing Hun or Honey.
NOT refuring to tim lanners.

Matt: hey peaches
Holly: hey peaches
Taylor: hey peaches
Daryl: hey peaches
Hans: hey peaches
Jake: hey peaches
Jon; ...
Erik: ...
TIMMY : rawrr you guys are such peachesss
Everyone: we all hate tim.
Tim:no everyone hates daryl
everyone: no we think we hate youuuu tim.

Daryll's the peaches

BYE THE WAYYY, Peaches are Wicked Crispy

by Daryl Hart March 22, 2008

panchotious erectonous

fear of bulges in pantchs

Due to his panchotious erectonous, Matt spent his entire life in a box.

by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006

Peach Crisp

Very easy dessert with wholesome granola and oats for the topping. Not too sweet for those who prefer natural peach flavors. Good peaches make the difference, but you can use canned. Serve warm with fresh whipped cream

I made Peach Crisp for dinner tonight.

by Nightfox07 March 8, 2009

peach dwarf

a chode like penis with an unproportionatly large head

chick1: was he big?
chick2: well he was kind of a peach dwarf

by gunny123 March 14, 2010

Peaches&KiWi

The ultimate signature of eternal love. The one to beat the odds.. and live happy forever. Never doubt it. Just envy it.

Those guys.. fucking Peaches&KiWi-esque... epic <3

by Jack the Fruitastic Bear September 13, 2010

PeachFlame

Not being up front, being scornful or vengeful.
being a little BITCH when it comes to handling situations ... SPEAK FROM YOUR CHEST
being the reason you now hate your ex

You know when a girl just sighs, like unnecessarily the whole time killing the vibe of the night with no real intention of telling you whats wrong ... yah you a peachflame

by petey black April 18, 2013