Panda

This is the act of being able to fall asleep ANYWHERE. This can also be referred to as "Pandaness" and usually occurs with people who LOVE to sleep. No matter where you are, a plane, in a car, on a friends couch or even their floor, a Panda will pass out everywhere! Eg "Panda has fallen asleep again"

Im so going to Panda it when I get to that couch

by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010

PanDab

A dab done by a panda, or someone in a panda suit.

Mike: Hey Dave did you see Jake doing some PanDabs earlier today?
Dave: Yeah dude, his panda suit was on point.
Mike: Yeah but the dabs could use some work.

by Skulker October 26, 2016

Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Panda San

Incredibly awesome super-human being that often runs around beating random people with large chunks of bamboo.

People living in Mid-Michigan are often targets for the Panda San

by Panda San June 21, 2008

pandapandering

Hanky panky

Quit that pandapandering!

by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009

Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009