Sexual Penguin

The name given to a man who gets laid no more than twice a year, similar to a male penguin.

How is it possible that you've beat off 6 times today dude?

I'm a sexual penguin, no choice in the matter. Fuck off.

by CDC720 January 6, 2013

club penguin island

The newer and more animated "Club Penguin."
But it doesn't give the old nostalgia and is ONLY on phones.

Dude, you want to get on Club Penguin Island?

by Xgeas April 3, 2017

A Penguin

The Penguin is a sexual act performed by a street gal/guy (hooker, prostitute, someone who charges money for sexual acts) on a John (Person paying for sexual act). Usual cost is $10 USD. The John standing, with hooker on their knees, pulls pants down to ankles. Performs BJ (Oral sex) just as the John is about the Blow His Load (Cum, orgasm), the hooker stops, stands up and walks away. The John in serious distress, with pants around ankles, waddles like a Penguin after hooker, shouting " Hey come back here"

Leaving my favorite watering hole, this hooker asks me if I want to have some fun." I do want to have some fun, but I only have ten dollars" was my response. "You have ten dollars"? the hooker says. "Yes I do " was my reply. "Well for ten dollars you can get a Penguin" said the hooker. "A Penguin?" I said with a questionable look on my face. "Yes, give me your ten bucks and I'll give you a Penguin". I handed her my ten bucks and she lead me down the alley to a dark corner. Wasted no time getting my pants down to my ankles and started giving me a sloppy two handed (there was room for three hands had she had them) blow job. Not even a minute passes and I start to get that funny feeling, letting out the quietest of moans. Both hands gripping her head so she has no choice but take my yogurt stream straight to the belly. Another un-containable moan of pleasure was released letting her know the great job she was doing, then then then ....... SHE STOOD UP AND WALKED AWAY!!! A few seconds it took me to figure out what just happened, before I waddled like a Penguin after her saying " Hey wait, where you going"?

by Trever VanPageant September 25, 2019

pissed off penguin

When a woman is giving her lover oral sex, as the man begins to enter his climax the woman removes her mouth from the said man and walks away casually leaving the man completely unsatisfied. as he urgently rushes towards her with his pants at his ankles she turns around and smiles at him as he wobbles towards her only to fall down from tripping over his own drawers

woman: <giving oral>
man: ohh yeah bitch
woman: <walks away>
man: extends arms, and wobbles towards her
woman: ha ha look at the pissed off penguin!
man: <slams onto the floor>
woman: call me a bitch again nigger.

by BLOODBLUHAXOR AT YMAIL DOT COM December 9, 2009

penguin crotch

When one's jeans are worn too low, the crotch area sags below the person's actual crotch area. This is often a symptom of ill-fitting pants.

"My pants are so tight that I can't pull them up all the way. As a result, I get penguin crotch."

by pkthree December 6, 2006

Pengting

A word frequently used by illiterate males to describe a females appearance. This word is used among chavs who can't seem to communicate without sounding mentally retarded.

"Oi mate look at that fit bird!"
"Yes bruv she's pengting ye 💦👅👌🏼"
"Mate how you do dat?"

by You're a normie July 28, 2017

penguin

Any one of 18 extant species of flightless seabird of the order Sphenisciformes.

Penguins are really cool birds!

by Korora November 12, 2003