the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!
vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!
by ben-wah! April 3, 2003
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Girl: Hi
Nice Guy: You are very pretty
Girl: Thank you
Nice Guy: send pics
Girl: wdym???
Nice Guy: b o o b a
Girl: I am not interested. I have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE MEN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT??? I AM AN ALPHA MALE AND I WOULD PROTECT YOU! YOU ONLY WANT THE MONEY!
Girl: What da hael?
Nice Guy: I HOPE YOU GET PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN!
Girl: Anyway, I am gonna block you.
Nice Guy: YOU FUCKING WHORE
Girl: Hi
Nice Guy: You are very pretty
Girl: Thank you
Nice Guy: send pics
Girl: wdym???
Nice Guy: b o o b a
Girl: I am not interested. I have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE MEN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT??? I AM AN ALPHA MALE AND I WOULD PROTECT YOU! YOU ONLY WANT THE MONEY!
Girl: What da hael?
Nice Guy: I HOPE YOU GET PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN!
Girl: Anyway, I am gonna block you.
Nice Guy: YOU FUCKING WHORE
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Finish last...
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to
by 8-bit Broski February 8, 2013
Get the Nice Guys mug.by moosefacekilla May 26, 2010
Get the nice nice mug.A saying that “Nice Guys” use to explain why they don’t have a girlfriend. Being too stupid to realize the real reason is because they are feel sorry for themselves and blame others for their lack of success in life, not because they are “too nice”. See Nice Guy.
Men who say “nice guys finish last” almost always seem to follow it up with how women enjoy being treated like shit showing their true misogynistic colors.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
Get the Nice Guys Finish Last mug.A fuck up to the highest degree, probably an even less desirable title than that of the "loser". An 11 on the creep scale. He always seems to have a giant smile on his face... and is TOO FUCKING NICE!
A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.
Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"
Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.
A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.
A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.
In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.
If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.
Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.
A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.
Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"
Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.
A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.
A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.
In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.
If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.
Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.
Jessie:
That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?
Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.
Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.
That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?
Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.
Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.
by go kart mozart August 28, 2009
Get the Nice Guy mug.Commonly referred to as an "average frustrated chump". A man that due to his stubborn kindness to everyone fails to get any respect as he never complains about the treatment he gets from women and thus lacks a backbone. Lacking the principle of discipline his offspring, if any, will grow up to be assholes due to the way the nice guy rewards bad behaivor.
The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.
The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.
Wow. He is such a nice guy, buying me flowers, taking me out to dinner and paying the tab, listening to my problems, helping me out with my car, and asking for nothing in return. He sometimes asks for sex but doesn't get it and does favors for me anyway. What a tool!
by noshi May 18, 2006
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