Mega Deuce

The act of dropping a massive shit in the toilet causing the temporary suction of all oxygen from your bathroom, followed by an immense reverse flow of toilet water to shoot out of every faucet in the house and piss your mom off.

MOM-"Tim what the fuck is going on is that an earthquake that just happened? All the faucets in the house are shooting water and making noise"

Tim- " Nah mom, chill the fuck out, I was just dropping a mega deuce in the bathroom. Now call a plumber bitch"

by Jokerofdeception October 28, 2008

mega culpa

An apology for a big-time screw-up (from the Latin "mea culpa" for "my fault"). You would not issue a "mega culpa" for eating the last doughnut in the employee lounge, but for offenses such as, but not limited to, robbing a bank, knocking up your sister-in-law, being expelled from school for running an opium den in the boiler room, etc.

"Did you hear Michael Vick's mega culpa after he pleaded guilty to bankrolling that dogfighting operation?"

by Lord Zoltar September 3, 2007

Mega Charizard

The same as a normal charizard, but this time you put the girls hair on fire, not only the pubes.

Mega Charizard gonna flame yo ass.

by CrabsOnStick October 6, 2013

ghetto margarita

a cheap drink made of tequilla and mountain dew

nothing quenches my thirst on a hot summers day than a ghetto margarita

by dr kevbot June 14, 2011

Midnight Margarita

A dark colored variation of the popular Margarita drink. It uses Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka in addition to Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice and Sweet & Sour. Topped with a Chambord Float. Delicioso. The white salted rim (stars) and the lime wedge garnish (half moon) really finish the picture of a midnight sky. Originated in Roseville, Ca at Carmelita's Mexican Restaurant.

MIDNIGHT MARGARITA RECIPE
1 Oz Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka
2 Oz of your favorite 100% Blue Agave Tequila
1 Oz Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
1 Oz Triple Sec
Fill with Sweet & Sour
Float Chambord Rasberry Liquer

John: Ashley, what did you order? Your drink looks like Ink!
Ashley: OMG, It's a Midnight Margarita, It's Sooo Delicious!

by BrazilianBoyWonder August 17, 2011

Margaret Thatcher

A total idiot who systematicly destroyed a whole industry and ruined england. unfortunatley the tories still live. admired by some - hated by more

"you're a tosser, you're a tosser and you're just a tory swine"

"I'm extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end." - Margaret Thatcher

by Katie-Ann May 25, 2008

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.

They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.

English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*

English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*

by cloud March 12, 2005