Mercedes

An ugly, bitchy girl who starts rumors and ruins everyones lives. she's a compulsive lying whore who will do anything to get ahead. She's an awful friend and will stab you in the back any chance she gets don't believe anything she tells you. She probably has a shit load of STD's and nobody really likes her, she amazingly has a million friends though. She's also a fat stupid cheater, dont go near her.

girls: Mercedes is so awful, I'm glad I'm not friends with her.
every boy who has a brain: ew, whata whore, I'd never date that ugly slut.

by coocooAl August 6, 2011

Mercedes

Mercedes is a beautiful name for a girl who is mercyful and kind. Fitting for her since thats what her name means. Mercedes is probably the strongest and most passionate person who fights for what is write. Because of these qualities she probably has a secret admirer either unbeknownst to her or not but she did know who liked her and she felt the same she could find a way with faith in God that they will be together.

Mercedes can count on her secret admirer to always be there for her if he is given a chance.

by bEcAuSe BeCaUsE i LoVe U❤ October 31, 2019

merc

noun - an overly used nickname

Yo merc, can i go to the game wit u?

by unoriginal merc March 14, 2004

merc

To move at a quick pace or speed. As in very quick.

Dude, that Camery just merc'd it around us! What a predator!

by John Ralph July 25, 2006

merc

an overly italian cs player who enjoys long walks on the beach with other boys. Talks too much.

i am merc. brecattah!

by Hughser February 24, 2005

Merc

1. A whiny little failtroll who's friends all troll for great justice
2. Fail

1. God, its so much fun to fuck with Merc. He thinks he can actually troll us lolololololol.
2. lolmerc

by willgame4food April 8, 2011

2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350

A reliable and cheap car manufactured by Mercedes-Benz and is the type of car a Karen drives. It probably has bumper stickers on the back that says either "Baby on board" or "Vaccines are bad". Try to get far away from that car because you will risk getting sued by the driver who probably is named Karen. If you follow this car, you will probably end up on a soccer field with lots of kids and lots of other Karens.

"Why are there so many 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350s in this parking lot at this soccer field?"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"

by Dinousrname February 9, 2020