Mathieu

The actual best name in the entire world. It also means gift of God, I think.

Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.

by Tuna (TuneyPerson) November 9, 2020

Matilde

Matilde aka Mati who always sleeps a lot and have such a great sense of humor, makes me laugh no matter what and a Kpop lover. Sure she annoys me but I luv her to death. Always makes my day 100000 precent better and makes me feel less lonely like I mean the world to her. Since her name is unqie it’s not common to see her name pop up on the screen. She has gone through something hard in her life but still today I see her as a strong person like always. She may not seem sad but she is and seeing her sad and not talk about her feelings hurts me. If ur reading this.. I luv u bitch!

Matilde:An amazing personality unique person

by MyBooAsian May 24, 2018

Fados Math

fados math is math that you can only do or understand while smoking and being high. as you come down from your flight you have no memory of ever doing it.

paul - yo how did you pass your math classes in highschool?

los - idk son i guess it was just fados math.

by Los' June 12, 2011

Mask-Matching

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020

The Only Truth that Matters

The Only Truth that Matters is Love

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters

by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019

Mathematics

An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.

But...

It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...

Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.

by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015

Matthew Bellamy

guitarist / lead singer / pianist of the band Muse.. Also known as God.

I hope Matthew Bellamy will let me in when I die.

by Matti Ab0nis April 4, 2008