Miles

Miles is caring, funny, and hot. But don’t get fooled because he will break your heart when you realized you loved him. Try to get over him even though it’s impossible and you can’t do it.

Allison: so what did you want to tell me?
Sara: I think i am in love with Miles. I thought it was just a crush but this has been going on for 2 years.

by your.facebook.mom July 28, 2019

MILF²

When you sleep with a MILF accidentally causing her to get pregnant and then she becomes the mother of your child.

Oh man, can't believe I didn't use protection with that MILF and now it's like MILF² or something.

by damnnnnnnnson September 23, 2019

Miles

Miles is just straight up a great boyfriend or bestfrieind to have.He is very sweet,cute,caring,and just the best person ever!
And did I mention CUTE!!

You guys wish you could have a miles

by Trout February 27, 2020

Miles

Magical Floating Immortal Prostitute. He screwed half the population, and birthed the other. When He's not having affairs with shrek, kitchen appliances, or even short blonde elf boys, he enjoys the company of his zero friends and copious amounts of inappropriate jokes. Truly inspirational.

There was nothing.....Then god said, "let there be prostitutes."

Miles Commenced.

by sylwester salamon March 1, 2022

Miles

adj. intense and loud
noun. 5280 feet
noun. a person that makes literally everyone want to cover their ears when he talks

adj. Hey chill out Tucker! You don't wanna be miles.
noun #1. The hot air balloon floated for miles, until a bird sadly hit it.
noun #2. Ugh. Is that Miles? I've heard he is soooo annoying.

by Chloechips124816 March 1, 2023

lawrence miles

Science fiction writer. Most notable for writing the Doctor Who novels 'Alien Bodies', 'Interference Books One and Two' and 'The Adventuress of Henrietta Street'. A much maligned figure in fandom for his extreme views about his fellow "authors."

Lawrence Miles wrote the fantastic Doctor Who novel called 'Alien Bodies', but he's also criticized for his negative opinions of fellow Who-writers.

by Satsoshi April 23, 2006

Spoiled Milf

A woman that is between 50-60 and there body is starting to look like cottage cheese, but they still try to be a Milf

Guy one: So we have been in this club all night and you have not tried to talk to one girl. You have to get over the break up.
Guy two: Well I didn't know you were going to bring me to old people night at the club.
Guy one: There are some nice milf's in here tonight.
Guy two: They are more like Spoiled Milf.

by Gemini12 October 9, 2012