Scott's Milf

The mother of any one or more than one friend that is incredibly hot. The difference between a "milf" and a Scott's Milf" is that the latter has an inclination to release sexual tension on the friends belonging to her firstborn son.

Student 1: Dude, while you were shooting your air gun, I just had hot, steamy sex with the Scott's Milf if you know what I mean.

Student 2: Bro, that's my mom!

by heidylover September 1, 2010

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard onto a milf and then eating it off of her.

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man! It was great!"

by Steve , Dan March 28, 2007

milfer

to woo or steal someones hot wife/mother for tiddly-winks.

Pauls not a player he's a milfer and you all ladies better watch out!

by Divad Notyalc April 12, 2008

milf

Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003

s-milf

a super milf, imagine a milf, then think of someone 10times higher on the scale

1. mate your mums fit
2. yeah shes a milf
3. oi fuck off
1.no, shes a s-milf!

by ilovesmilf March 26, 2009

milfette

the product of a milf, or a milf-to-be

any hott chick you that isnt an adult yet but definately has the potential to become a milf later on would most certainly be a "milfette"

by kenny callinan March 29, 2008

burnt milf

A very dark skinned, mature woman, who one is sexually aroused by.

"yo freddy, check out that burnt milf at 3 o'clock..."

"i'd tap that"

by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007