Martini Mom

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.

John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.

by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008

Martinization

A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.

"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."

by Mommie Dearest March 2, 2010

Martin-Baker Fan Club

A slang term used to refer to anyone who has ever had to eject from an aircraft, in combat or otherwise. The name comes largely from two facts: Martin-Baker is one of the oldest and most well-known ejection seat manufacturers, and almost any pilot is thankful for that ejection seat when they have to bail out.

The Martin-Baker Fan Club: If you've ejected, you're a member.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

martyrbating

Using one's religion to be perceived as a victim, beg for donations, or to appear more righteously pious than others. Often used in conjunction with the case of the sadz.

Tony Perkins and Bryan Brown are martyrbating again against the "evils" of homosexuality.

The anti-gay/religious right organizations are having funding issues again, time for another round of martyrbating.

by Empyrealgod November 15, 2013

diego martir

Omg where do I start. Diego Martir is the hottest most adorable person alive and nobody can change my mind. He is so caring and so sweet and deserves everything he has. He’s my true love haha.

“Have you seen Diego Martir’s new post?!”
“Omg yes he’s so hot and cute!”

by Kayaaesthetix April 20, 2019

Martha Focker

Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"

Oh Martha Focker, that really freakin hurt!

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

paul martin

The so called "Prime minister of canada", aka The lying, cheating, vote buying JERKOFF who runs a corrupt dictatorship and controls public opinion through his massivle ybloated government beauracracy. Claims to be the defender of Canadian Health care and yet cut 40 billion dollars from it when he was finance minister. Claims to know nothing about the sponsorship scandal and yet was finance minister at the time. Is he incompetent or just a liar? The hero of whiny assed liberals everywhere who are completely happy with the fact that the liberals are ruining canada with their corrupt, arrogant and irresponsible 'governance'.

Paul Martin is a Lying Dickweed.

by Not A Liberal July 25, 2008