Laser Beams

adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.

Man! It's laser beams out there!

See him? That guy is totally laser beams.

by Noah J. October 5, 2006

Green Lantern

1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.

Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!

by Derek shooster November 29, 2007

Later

Expression of disbelief

Later. You didn't really tings that bredrin did ya? Or just: I pulled Naomi. Laters! No you didn't.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Lasheration

Lasheration - an injury, specifically a laceration, obtained whilst drunk, or 'on the lash'.

Mate, I went out on the lash last night, drank 34 VKs in two minutes, pulled 42 birds, got a kebab and chundered all over an old woman's doorstep. Then I slipped over on my own vomit and cut my knee open. It was a well bad lasheration

by Lashley Cole December 9, 2011

scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

now and later cars

cars with candy paint jobs (fruity colors)

now and later cars- o.j. da juiceman

by thebest92 December 21, 2009

and a week later he died

Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.

CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.

JH: Damn.

CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!

by Non-Original Generic Name May 15, 2010